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When a male swings his body back with his penis or "Mr Johnson" firmly grasped in his hand with the intention of slapping a woman or women in the face with it, while saying "say hello to mr johnson"
The Crack whore was sitting on the computer chair waiting as he started to swing his penis at her face with the words "say hello to mr johnson" being said.
by morris chestnut August 06, 2009
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Many Lesbian's name for thier strap-on or dildo.
We named our strap-on Mr. Johnson after reading the name of our lubricant, Doc Johnson.
by SexayJessi June 27, 2006
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