Top Definition
1. A name given to someone when one has mozzled someone's toff, in plain words, when someone has sexual relations with a Jew, but ONLY while being intoxicated. This certain situation involves anal intercourse and the Jew deficating on the mozzler's chest.
1. "Lastnight I drank WAY too much at a party and this morning I woke up a Mozzletoff. I hate Wodka. My chest is still brown."

2. "Fill up my cup, MOZZLETOFF!"
by MozzleToff Expert USA July 24, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
an expression of anger decite and lies in 1 word. when something isn't going write
AAAHHHHHH mozzletoff i should've got that in
by manuel n luke March 27, 2003

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt