Gyro: Pizza Mozzarella, Piza Mozzarella, rella rella rella rella
Johnny: Wow that is catchy. Specifically the "rella rella rella rella" part
Johnny: Wow that is catchy. Specifically the "rella rella rella rella" part
by TheBookshelfVanished March 11, 2019
A guy who trains a disabled stand user into being a spin user, unaware that that disabled stand user kid is gonna be killing the president. Fucking crippled ass cowboy kid gonna kick Funny Valentine's ass.
HE GOT GOLD PLATED TEETH
HE ITALIAN
HE GAY
perfecto being.
neato.
e.
he can S O N G .
PIZZA MOZZARELLA PIZZA MOZZARELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA..r e l l a..
the golden rectangle tho.
h u h.
HE GOT GOLD PLATED TEETH
HE ITALIAN
HE GAY
perfecto being.
neato.
e.
he can S O N G .
PIZZA MOZZARELLA PIZZA MOZZARELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA..r e l l a..
the golden rectangle tho.
h u h.
Johnny: Gyro, I know we need to win this race but Jesus told to me to kil- Gyro? Gyro??
Gyro: PIZZA MOZZARELLA, PIZZA MOZZARELLA, RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA..RELLA...rell..a..
Gyro: PIZZA MOZZARELLA, PIZZA MOZZARELLA, RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA..RELLA...rell..a..
by narancia ghirga best boy April 23, 2020
The unintentional ejaculation of a bead of seminal fluid inside ones' under garments.
Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.
The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.
Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.
The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.
by CheeseExecutiveOfficer June 8, 2015
by Lcs23 March 20, 2021
To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.
Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?
Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!
Johnny: No, what happened?
Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!
by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015
by Tremor41 January 26, 2015
by myafhf August 8, 2009