Mountjoyed

To be dobbed in to authorities for adding someone you don't know very well on facebook. Be it your boss, the police, principal of your school or (for younger users) parents. The mountjoyer believes they are being stalked.

"I added the waitress from the coffee shop on facebook and she mountjoyed me to the police"

"I added that council worker biatch on facebook and she mountjoyed to my boss. now i my boss thinks i'm an online stalker!"

Young boy: "I added janie from the second grade on facebook and she mountjoyed to her parents, who then mountjoyed to mine!"
Young friend: "that's totally gay and uncalled for"

Mountjoyed by rodney shire May 21, 2009

Get merch

Get the Mountjoyed mug.

See more merch

The Mountjoy

When a girl pours pop rocks in her mouth, then proceeds to give you head.

If you want to try The Mountjoy, have her eat some Pop Rocks first!

The Mountjoy by Jewbac November 26, 2007

Get merch

Related Words

Mountjoyed • montoyed • mary mountjoy • The Mountjoy

mary mountjoy

pure evil

man shes such a mary mountjoy

mary mountjoy by tyyyyy November 17, 2010

Get merch

montoyed

when someone gets their girl took and absolutely gut wrenchingly railed on video for everyone to see

Isn’t that the same guy who for montoyed last week?
Yeah and I heard he’s still with her

montoyed by ramidash February 11, 2025

Get merch

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Get merch

Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

Get merch

love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

Get merch