A Soft-Drink popularized by pictures of Counter-Strike and World of Warcraft Junkies sitting at their desks full of trash and desperately needing a shave. Outside of the internet, it is mostly known for causing health problems (i.e. the Yellow 5 dye, which may cause problems in the genetaila.)
It should also be noted that nothing from Mountains makes Mountain Dew, and there is no Dew in fact. There may or may not be Pitch in Mountain Dew: Pitch Black. For those of you who don't know what Pitch is, google it.
It should also be noted that nothing from Mountains makes Mountain Dew, and there is no Dew in fact. There may or may not be Pitch in Mountain Dew: Pitch Black. For those of you who don't know what Pitch is, google it.
Guy 1: Look at this dude! He's got what, 50 cans of Mountain Dew stacked up beside his desk?
Guy 1's GF: That's disgusting.
Guy 1's GF: That's disgusting.
by <insert clever joke here> June 18, 2011
"Omg I looked down her shirt and all I saw was mountain dew"
"Ew gross, she got mountain dew all down her shirt"
"Ew gross, she got mountain dew all down her shirt"
by urbanme94 September 27, 2009
The worst soft drink ever manufactured. One swig and you'll want to wash out the disgusting aftertase with a can of 'new coke'. It's that bad.
Buy sprite instead...
Buy sprite instead...
College Student 1: Got anything to drink?
College Student 2: Just some dew...
College Student 1: In that case why don't I just go upstairs and kill myself...
College Student 2: The rope's in the closet...
College Student 1: Thanks, dude...
College Student 2: Just some dew...
College Student 1: In that case why don't I just go upstairs and kill myself...
College Student 2: The rope's in the closet...
College Student 1: Thanks, dude...
by Bert Bert August 17, 2005
by animegurl125 July 27, 2015
by J_Man_767 February 23, 2011
1) A beverage from PepsiCo that is high in caffeine and extremely good.
2) God's blood, sweat, and tears in the form of a bottle/can.
3) Any redneck's favorite drink
4) Heaven in a variety of flavors including (but not limited to) Code Red, Live Wire, Voltage, and Baja Blast.
5) Sponsors Dale Jr's NASCAR car
6) If you put all flavors of cans into a giant circle, they will all spill into a dew puddle and summon Jesus
7) A term used for when you don't really know whether you just ejaculated or pissed yourself
8) A form of liquid meth to gamers
9) THE BEST FUCKING THING WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN TO US AS AMERICANS
2) God's blood, sweat, and tears in the form of a bottle/can.
3) Any redneck's favorite drink
4) Heaven in a variety of flavors including (but not limited to) Code Red, Live Wire, Voltage, and Baja Blast.
5) Sponsors Dale Jr's NASCAR car
6) If you put all flavors of cans into a giant circle, they will all spill into a dew puddle and summon Jesus
7) A term used for when you don't really know whether you just ejaculated or pissed yourself
8) A form of liquid meth to gamers
9) THE BEST FUCKING THING WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN TO US AS AMERICANS
1) Jimmy went to the store to buy some Mountain Dew so he could serve his party guests with something
2) "I just drank Mountain Dew.......holy shit"
3) "Hey Ol' Jimbo, wanna go get some Mountain Dew and then go hunting?"
"HELL YEAAAHAAHAHAH"
4) Charlie was unable to decide what Mountain Dew flavor to get, for he knew all of them would give him immortality.
5) Dale Jr won the NASCAR race because of the power or Mountain Dew
6) Andrew was stunned when he pulled a Mountain Dew. Facing him, with a glowing face and white robes, was none other than Jesus.
7) "Bobby my pants are wet af and I don't know whether it is piss or cum"
"Damn, that's some Mountain Dew right there"
8) Jacob met Alex at 11:00 at night behind the alley to do their Mountain Dew exchange
9) "Want some Mountain Dew?"
"HEEEEELLLLLLLLL YUEEEESAAAAAGHGHHGHHGH"
2) "I just drank Mountain Dew.......holy shit"
3) "Hey Ol' Jimbo, wanna go get some Mountain Dew and then go hunting?"
"HELL YEAAAHAAHAHAH"
4) Charlie was unable to decide what Mountain Dew flavor to get, for he knew all of them would give him immortality.
5) Dale Jr won the NASCAR race because of the power or Mountain Dew
6) Andrew was stunned when he pulled a Mountain Dew. Facing him, with a glowing face and white robes, was none other than Jesus.
7) "Bobby my pants are wet af and I don't know whether it is piss or cum"
"Damn, that's some Mountain Dew right there"
8) Jacob met Alex at 11:00 at night behind the alley to do their Mountain Dew exchange
9) "Want some Mountain Dew?"
"HEEEEELLLLLLLLL YUEEEESAAAAAGHGHHGHHGH"
by bmb0909 September 23, 2015
Lady: "That love making was quite the workout! I worked up some serious mountain dew!"
Man: "I know. I am a God!!!"
Man: "I know. I am a God!!!"
by valetvalet May 8, 2014