Also known as the Detroit of Huntingdon County, Mount Union is the best place to go to find hookers, STDs, poor quality drugs, and unemployment. They don't know how to used condoms, which is ironic since their school mascot is the Trojan.
Guy 1: Yo, I went to Mount Union to get some drugs.
Guy 2: Are you crazy? They put razor blades in their weed!
Guy 2: Are you crazy? They put razor blades in their weed!
by YeeYeeBrother September 28, 2018
A college in Alliance, Ohio known for it's NCAA record book dominating football team. The Purple Raiders, led by Coach Larry Kehres, has won a Division III record 9 national championships, all since 1993. Yes, Division III (I didn't say they were the best in the country, but they are by far the best in Div III). The Raiders won 110 consecutive regular season games between 1994-2005 (11 years). They have posted 14 undefeated regular seasons, 16 OAC (Ohio Athletic Conference) titles and had the best NCAA record in the 90's decade with a record of 120-7-1. The Mount Union Purple Raiders have won National Championships in these years: 1993, 1996, 1997, 1998, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2005, 2006
Have you read the papers? Mount Union won another national championship. Once again they played Wisconsin-Whitewater in the Stagg Bowl.
by Alex Keefe June 11, 2008