| 1. | Mother-in-law's Contracture | ||
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When a person's lips grant a facial expression of sadness when at rest or even when expressing joy. The lips fail to reach a horizontal orientation even when the person is attempting to smile. Husband: Your mother looks looks so pissed off right now.
Wife: Nope, she is smiling. Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up. Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture. |
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