Sally. Sally is the most perfect girl in the whole world. She is really super duper pretty and smart and funny and buff and cool. She is perfect in every way. I love Sally (a lot)^(10000000000000)^(N+1). She makes me really happy and she is very amazing. If you don't know Sally then you have not experienced life. You have not experienced the suffocating feeling as you drown in her eyes. You have not heard the crack nor felt the pain as you broke your leg falling for her. You have not felt the emptiness inside your chest after she stole your heart. You have not worn a gas mask to protect yourself from her smelly stinky bog like stench. Therefore I can conclude that I am the luckiest to have met Sally AND I get to date her wowowowow that is so insane. I love her a lot and she means the world + Saturn and maybe Venus (if you want to be generous) to me. Just kidding, Sally means everything to me. She makes me very happy because she is the most perfect girl and she is in fact very perfect. Actually the perfectest.
To verify perfection, let us analyze this debate as a fundamental document giving further validity to Sally's perfection. There is a lie detector being used to verify the factuality of this debate. Debate is located below. Analysis of this debate can be found under Most Perfect Girl Analysis.
To verify perfection, let us analyze this debate as a fundamental document giving further validity to Sally's perfection. There is a lie detector being used to verify the factuality of this debate. Debate is located below. Analysis of this debate can be found under Most Perfect Girl Analysis.
Marco: I have the most perfect girlfriend (True)
Sally: I have the most perfect boyfriend and love you mostest (False^2)
Marco: No, I love you mostest (True)
Sally: You smell (False)
Marco: You smell a lot more than I do. That's why you're smelly. (True)
Sally: I do not smell (False)
Marco: You are the smelliest smartest most perfect girl (True)
Sally: I missed you (Maybe true)
Sally: I missed you most (Definitely false)
Marco: No! I missed you most. Go do your homework (True)
Sally: I did my homework. You're sexier than bratwurst in a skirt (False)
Marco: You're sexier than bratwurst in a skirt. You're the smartest (True)
Sally: No you are. I have so much psych homework (False and True)
Marco: Haha cyke homework (You're not funny you dumb sack of potatoes. You look like a bratwurst without a skirt)
Sally: (Cringe) haha
Marco: You're the cutest I love you the most (True)
Sally: Wanna hang out?
Marco: No (You're so funny Marco we've heard these lame jokes so many times could you not for once?)
Sally: :(
Marco: KIDDING of course I wanna hang out (True)
Sally: Yayyyyyyyyyy
Marco: You smell when should we hang out? (True)
Sally: Nooooo I do not smell. I have to clean before we hang out. My room is SUCH a mess (False^3)
Marco: Your room is not a mess (True)
Sally: No it's so bad (False)
Marco: Faker (True)
Sally: Ok I'm going to clean now
Marco: Ok byeeeee <3 I love you most and you're the most perfect girl! (True)
Sally: You stink (Wrong)
End.
Sally: I have the most perfect boyfriend and love you mostest (False^2)
Marco: No, I love you mostest (True)
Sally: You smell (False)
Marco: You smell a lot more than I do. That's why you're smelly. (True)
Sally: I do not smell (False)
Marco: You are the smelliest smartest most perfect girl (True)
Sally: I missed you (Maybe true)
Sally: I missed you most (Definitely false)
Marco: No! I missed you most. Go do your homework (True)
Sally: I did my homework. You're sexier than bratwurst in a skirt (False)
Marco: You're sexier than bratwurst in a skirt. You're the smartest (True)
Sally: No you are. I have so much psych homework (False and True)
Marco: Haha cyke homework (You're not funny you dumb sack of potatoes. You look like a bratwurst without a skirt)
Sally: (Cringe) haha
Marco: You're the cutest I love you the most (True)
Sally: Wanna hang out?
Marco: No (You're so funny Marco we've heard these lame jokes so many times could you not for once?)
Sally: :(
Marco: KIDDING of course I wanna hang out (True)
Sally: Yayyyyyyyyyy
Marco: You smell when should we hang out? (True)
Sally: Nooooo I do not smell. I have to clean before we hang out. My room is SUCH a mess (False^3)
Marco: Your room is not a mess (True)
Sally: No it's so bad (False)
Marco: Faker (True)
Sally: Ok I'm going to clean now
Marco: Ok byeeeee <3 I love you most and you're the most perfect girl! (True)
Sally: You stink (Wrong)
End.
by Sallyiscute October 4, 2021
The most perfect girl is a girl that has everything, from beauty to personality. There aren't many of these girls around so fellas if you meet one of these MPG then definitely don't let her get away. These girls come by once in a lifetime and they definitely become perfect wives.
by BoyInLove May 6, 2012
Now what can we take away from this conversation? We have learned that Sally is proven false a lot when she expresses her incorrect opinions such as "You're the cutest" or "I love you most". So silly. When clearly she is the cutest and I love her the most. Imagine smelling to that extent. Like SHEEEEESHHHHH. Another foundational theme in the conversation is that Sally is the most perfect girl. Not only is she the prettiest and hottest but also the funniest and smartest. Therefore she is the Most Perfect Girl and I am the luckiest that I get to date her <3. Another very important message that is portrayed throughout this dialogue is that Sally is the smelliest. Not only does she smell but she reeks. This does not matter though because nothing stands in the way of love. She still smells though. A lot. One time she caused a natural disaster spanning the length of the continental United States. This stench caused widespread famine as it caused entire states to lose their crops. Especially hard his was the Mid-West as a good majority of the states' incomes relies on their agriculture. With farming crippled, the farmers were forced to migrate and become nomads. Anyways back to the point, I am getting side tracked here. Point being, Sally is EXTREMELY smelly.
In conclusion, the most important theme in this conversation is that Sally is the most perfect because she just is and there is nothing anyone can do about it. So I must apologize to every other guy who is dating some girl because your girlfriend kinda sucks compared to Sally since she is the most perfect. But that is ok because Sally sets the bar at infinity at every standard which improves her perfectness (cuteness, intelligence, buffness, etc.) so there is still room to work with. Sally is the Most Perfect Girl.
Marco: Sally is the Most Perfect Girl
Everyone: We agree Sally is the Most Perfect Girl
Marco: Yo I get to date Sally?
Everyone: Yooooo you're so lucky she is so perfect
Marco: I love you Sally <3
Everyone: Thank you for this Most Perfect Girl Analysis!
Marco: Sally is the Most Perfect Girl
Everyone: We agree Sally is the Most Perfect Girl
Marco: Yo I get to date Sally?
Everyone: Yooooo you're so lucky she is so perfect
Marco: I love you Sally <3
Everyone: Thank you for this Most Perfect Girl Analysis!
by Sallyiscute October 4, 2021
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