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Mosquito-ing 

When you're at a bar or night-club and you run out of your drink and have no money to buy a new one, so you use a straw to steal sips from other peoples' drinks while they aren't paying attention.
"I only bought a couple of drinks, but I was mosquito-ing drinks all night, so I was feelin' pretty good!"
Mosquito-ing by AHay November 21, 2009
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Mosquito-ing 

(Sexual act) To Mosquito, is to roll ones tongue, inserting it into either one of a female’s rear orifices, and suck through your tongue as if you were a mosquito.
Jeez, my boyfriend was really mosquito-ing me dry last night, I hope I don’t get malaria.
Mosquito-ing by DrBlueBalls April 18, 2020

misquitoing 

When someone eats out a girl on there period
"i found Henry misquitoing a girl he hooked up with last night"
misquitoing by Space kitty September 22, 2017

Mosquitoing 

The sexual practice of sounding, but with a straw. The partner then uses the straw and sucks the cum during arrival of the male
Trixie wanted to try mosquitoing and began jerking me off only to take a Capri sun staw, sound me with it, and sucked the cum out as I busted
Mosquitoing by Awont December 11, 2021

Mosquitoing 

To suck one tiny part of a story, quote, or situation out of context and then buzz around annoying everyone with it.
“Instead of reporting the whole study, that commentator was mosquitoing a single sentence to make it sound scary.”
Mosquitoing by Homer that Meows September 23, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026