mos burger 

heaven

A: "comsumes something from Mos Burger"
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mos burger by dippingsauce11 July 10, 2020

musburger 

(MUSS-bur-gur; v, n.)- Aggressive cunnilingus or the act of aggressive cunnilingus, typically wet and/or sloppy in nature.

My girl said she was hungry for pleasure, so I gave her an extra large musburger and she was quite satisfied.

In 6th grade, I fantasized about musburgering the shit out of the middle school librarian.

musburger by Ghengis Kahn January 6, 2008

Moaburger 

is like a Kiwiburger but much BETTER!

Kiwiburger=Moaburger

Moaburger by Moo66 October 4, 2011

Brent Musburger Drinking Game 

The act of watching a college football game on ABC and taking a shot every time Brent Musburger mentions the Big Ten, if the two teams playing are not from the Big Ten. This form of entertainment is recommended only for alcoholics and college students, as anyone else who attempts it will be rendered brain dead.

My friends and I played the Brent Musburger Drinking Game while watching Texas vs. Oklahoma. Now we are on the waiting list for liver transplants.

Brent Musburger Drinking Game by C-Mills December 14, 2011

Brent Musburger

According to Hunter S. Thompson (Literary genius and American hero), an idiot who coined the basketball term, "FROM DOWNTOWN!" He was covering the NBA Finals for CBS-TV in the early 1980s, when Musburger changed the language of sports forever when he kept repeating this ignorant notion that any basketball player firing off a long 3-point shot is shooting from "downtown."

"From way downtown!"
"Another one from Downtown!"
-Brent Musburger

Brent Musburger by Social Sound System December 23, 2007

Musburger 

(ˈməs-bər-gər) v, n. – attempting to stimulate a woman’s sexual organs by repeatedly slapping a particularly wrinkly set of testicles against them, often resulting in a moist smacking sound.

You gonna give her the ol’ Musburger?
He tried to Musburger me and I was not having it.

Musburger by airmanada October 30, 2013

mooburger 

its what a 'hamburger' should really be called, because hambugers lie to you because they aren't made of ham (pork) they are made from beef. DUH.

last night i went and ate a mooburger with my nazi 4th period teacher and her brothers sisters bestfrieds boyfriends uncles aunts mothers sons friend who happened to be from germany making her a nazi. kay?

mooburger by omfgits_leah February 16, 2006