When your second toe is bigger than the first. Is a sign of intelligence, and you can pick things up with your toes.
by goaliee68 December 12, 2014
A phrase describing the curvature of one's penis. It is used in conjunction with left of right to describe the side to when the penis curves.
by peeweejd March 25, 2004
Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man
by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018
David Morton is a horrible human being that is hated world wide, he has a giant belly button that contains rabbits. he also likes pole dancing.
by ilovedavidmorton25 December 6, 2013
In the medical field, Throck Morton's describes a situation in which a male's penis points to the affected leg or side.
Doctor: "This man's got a hairline fracture on the left proximal neck of the femur."
Nurse: "I don't see anything how can you tell?"
Doctor: "Throck Morton's on the left."
Nurse: "I don't see anything how can you tell?"
Doctor: "Throck Morton's on the left."
by super monkey man October 12, 2006
A hot guy who is the best boyfriend a girl could ask for. He is loving, sweet, cute, funny, smart , sexy and just everything tbh. A great, loveable guy. The world is a better place with him around.
Omg, Jamie Morton is so hot!!
Oh my, the world would come to an end if Jamie Morton dissapeared!
I love you Jamie Morton.
Oh my, the world would come to an end if Jamie Morton dissapeared!
I love you Jamie Morton.
by Someone very special. :-) xxxx May 8, 2010