When you're salty af
by vincentdb82 January 15, 2017
A nuisance, a festuring disease or growth contagious and painful. A danger to society. A threat. A thing or creature of most disgusting traits. A being of absolute disgust. Has a serious hatred for women. Negative attitude all the time. Destroys anything in its path or possession. Unloveable human like mammal. Smelly demonic like animal with no manners or feelings.
by Olie November 20, 2017
A foul beast that is rumored to reside at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Urban legends dating back to the early 1970s claimed throwing camera tripods into the ocean could summon him.
by 69pussy420destroyerxx May 30, 2019
A guy who is continuously making plans with his friends but never fails to find an excuse and ditch. Is the kind of guy who wants to be a firefighter or policeman but doesn't really have the stones for it. Will always have the mentality of a child even though he's a grown man.
"Hey man! How's Morton doing?"
"Oh, I didn't see him yesterday. He had to go ice fishing with his brother."
"But it's June"
"Oh, I didn't see him yesterday. He had to go ice fishing with his brother."
"But it's June"
by qwerty2019 September 7, 2018
by smd001 January 17, 2011
When an athlete of another sport believes they can transition to mixed martial arts without proper training and proceeds to get knocked the fuck out.
by TC2 June 6, 2007
"Mortons" or being "Mortons" refers to the act of being "salty" meaning to be raw, or acting like anything but a person with respect. The word mortons is taken directly from the brand "Morton Salt" salt that pictures a dark blue salt container with a little girl dressed in yellow with an umbrella. This particular brand was chosen most likely due to the fact that it might be the most recognizable brand of salt that most if not all people could identify. Instead of confusing the many definitions of acting "salty". Mortons refers specifically to when one is acting salty or has lost in the fighting game community. When someone is in fear of being mortons, it means that person is close to losing and looking embarrassed for it.
Origin of the phrase being used in this way could be traced to the street fighter community based in NY and the surrounding states.
The official Morton Salt product slogan is "when it rains it pours" which has also made its run through the fighting game community as the same meaning as the brand it represents.
Origin of the phrase being used in this way could be traced to the street fighter community based in NY and the surrounding states.
The official Morton Salt product slogan is "when it rains it pours" which has also made its run through the fighting game community as the same meaning as the brand it represents.
Player 1: that guy just lost real bad.
Player 2: yup, that guy is seriously mortons right now.
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Player 1: if he doesn't step his game up right now, he will be making a trip to the Mortons bracket.
Player 2: thats right cause you don't want to be in the loser's bracket right now.
Player 2: yup, that guy is seriously mortons right now.
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Player 1: if he doesn't step his game up right now, he will be making a trip to the Mortons bracket.
Player 2: thats right cause you don't want to be in the loser's bracket right now.
by ElRey66 April 7, 2010