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6.
a pereson who cannot operate his own phone,stereo,tv or computer. unable to configure set up or figure out on his own.
mike could not figure out how to get his blue tooth to work or set his surround sound up by himself. he couldn't even set up his car stereo equalizer in the head unit. he's such a Morton !
by HARE81 May 10, 2011
 
1.
The Penis.
"She grabbed me on the morton"
by RyanSmith January 31, 2009
 
2.
A aphrodisiac from the South Pacific, reknown for it's rejuvenating qualities. Also slang for "love god"
"May really needs a bit of Morton inside her".

"I'd love a bit of that Morton"
by kiwichris September 29, 2009
 
3.
"Mortons" or being "Mortons" refers to the act of being "salty" meaning to be raw, or acting like anything but a person with respect. The word mortons is taken directly from the brand "Morton Salt" salt that pictures a dark blue salt container with a little girl dressed in yellow with an umbrella. This particular brand was chosen most likely due to the fact that it might be the most recognizable brand of salt that most if not all people could identify. Instead of confusing the many definitions of acting "salty". Mortons refers specifically to when one is acting salty or has lost in the fighting game community. When someone is in fear of being mortons, it means that person is close to losing and looking embarrassed for it.

Origin of the phrase being used in this way could be traced to the street fighter community based in NY and the surrounding states.

The official Morton Salt product slogan is "when it rains it pours" which has also made its run through the fighting game community as the same meaning as the brand it represents.
Player 1: that guy just lost real bad.
Player 2: yup, that guy is seriously mortons right now.
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Player 1: if he doesn't step his game up right now, he will be making a trip to the Mortons bracket.
Player 2: thats right cause you don't want to be in the loser's bracket right now.
by ElRey66 April 06, 2010
 
4.
another word for someone who is being salty, named after morton salt, originated in south jersey, where people are not guidos.
this nigga is being straight morton right now
by jimmy gunz609 June 13, 2010
 
5.
A long-haired paedophile who seeks enjoyment from creeping on young girls and/or boys. He enjoys shouting his own name, and using this name in any (literally ANY) situation.
Ben: Have you seen that new kid at college?
Morton: No is he a Morton? He better not be Mortoning my Morton or else I'll Morton him.
by BenRalphyReeve June 16, 2011
 
7.
A person with ginger hair. when you see them you must shout morton as loud as possible.
Look at that morton child.
by Owen Holton March 28, 2007