mortel

a hot vampire that's a sweetheart (also causes pain)

Misha: "What was it like being human for a week?"

Mortel: "It was disappointing because I didn't get to try Royce's pastries."

by telcat otp October 30, 2013

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Derrick Mortel

A very egotistical person, who thinks he is funny and if better than anyone. He will hit on all the girls and try to act "gangster". He will never figure out how stupid and wrong he is you see, because of his mental disabilities from his birth, and when he was dropped as a baby for his head was larger than a normal child.

Stop being a Derrick it's so annoying.

by Alex Ibanez March 28, 2005

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brayden mortell

brayden mortell’s always get herpes and always have small dicks. If your dating a brayden mortell be prepared!

kala~wanna kiss
brayden mortell~yea
* one day later*
brayden~ WHAT THE FUCK KALA YOU GAVE ME HERPES!!!!
kala~oops
addi~ hes a brayden mortell of course he got herpes

by scummittalk October 24, 2019

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