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(noun): A long-lasting power outage. A Morsi tends to last between 30 minutes and 2 hours, but can last even longer in extreme cases.

The term was coined in reference to current Egyptian President Mohammad Morsi, to whom simple tasks like keeping the power on are equivalent to rocket science.
Friend 1: Dude, did you watch the Lakers' game last night?
Friend 2: Ah, I couldn't, my house suffered a Morsi!
Friend 1: That SUCKS!
Morsi by Palestine95 June 8, 2013
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A long-lasting power outage. A Morsi tends to last between 30 minutes and 2 hours, but can last even longer in extreme cases.

The term was coined in reference to current Egyptian President Mohammad Morsi, to whom simple tasks like keeping the power on are equivalent to rocket science.
Friend 1: Dude, did you watch the Lakers' game last night?
Friend 2: Ah, I couldn't, my house suffered a Morsi!
Friend 1: That SUCKS!
Morsi by Palestine95 June 8, 2013
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The condition of being a complete tool, making a fool of yourself in front of the whole world to see.
Man, you're such a Morsi!
C'mon man, don't you go Morsi on us.
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A guy who eats ice-cream in a very disgustin' way.
Oh, no! He's doing the morsi-thing! Ewww!!!
Morsi by Chuyo April 27, 2005

jana morsi 

The best person you'll ever meet!! May seem like they're a salty bitch but they're actually not and their sweet form the inside. They will also love you whenever you feel you're not loved. Will fucking annoy you because they love you. ANd most importantly they're the best you'll ever meet.
Jana morsi is a person I'd like to be.
jana morsi by Whateva January 18, 2017

Morbidly A Beast 

I don't really know exactly what it means but my parents keep calling me it. Probably a complement for being extra rad.
Hey son, you know your morbidly a beast, go see a doctor!

monsignor carroll 

Noun: a pant tugging bore; a so-called man of the cloth who puts the coin before the flock; a teller of seldom funny misogynistic jokes and always amusing foot-in-mouth comments; part of the 1-2 punch committed to destroying the golden A.
Monsignor Carroll: Uhh, uhh, uhmm, hello faculty, in uhh today's meeting, uhh, uhh, hemenway and I will bore and insult you in an effort to make you uhh work harder and sub more for less uhh money. And then we'll pass the hat and ask for donations.

Veteran faculty: Bite me, tuggy.
monsignor carroll by Bobby Oso January 18, 2010