Morritt 

After a sick night out and an abundance of alcohol or weed or even both! the end result in which someone has a heat attack, is sick or goes pale, this my friends is when you Morritt Out !!

after a heavy night out if you become pale, sick or have a heart attack due to drugs and alchol your morritt'ing out sucker!

Morritt by Mr GearHead July 15, 2011

The Morritt Wash 

Not enough time for a bath or shower? Let me introduce you to "The Morritt Wash"

Simply jam the toilet door with a shoe, take off all your clothes and generously wipe down your arsehole, armpits and gooch with an over-used B.O ridden flannel.

You are now clean to get on with your day of farting that furiously that you have to check you haven't shit yourself on numerous occassions, much to the disgust of your colleagues.

9.20am, Architect Office, Morritt runs in out of breath

"Just had to run from the car park"

*Opens all windows and turns on fan*

"Feeling too warm in here, i was on a conference call in my car for last hour thats why i had to run from the car park.....time for The Morritt Wash"

The Morritt Wash by megatarsal1 November 27, 2012

Classic Morritt 

A person tries to tell a very poor joke but due to shit sense of humour, never manages to raise a laugh or at least a slight chuckle.

Michael Morritt "farting at lunchtime....flatulunch"......(tumbleweed slowly drifts off into the distance)....Classic Morritt

Classic Morritt by megatarsal October 25, 2012

Merritt's Law

An extension of Godwin’s Law, Merritt’s Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that a participant will stop discussing things and just throw up a series of “memes” (see below). When such an event occurs, the person guilty of running afoul of Merritt's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.

Properly used, the term “meme” refers broadly to “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a culture” but as used above, the term “meme” refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.

You started using memes instead of words so, according to Merritt's Law, you lost!

Merritt's Law by publicdefender November 17, 2016

Merritt

A super hot brunette who is hotter than the sun
She had a hot bod that makes guys drool
She is not a fan of white foods
She is a very talented singer, dancer, artist, poet, and comedian
Her milkshakes really do bring all the boys to the yard

Every guy ever: Woah! That girl must be a Merritt! She hotter than the sun!

Merritt by Omgitsnatalieaaaaaaa June 21, 2014

Morrita 

A morrita is a pretty, sexy girl. Usually referring to younger women.

Hola morrita! Te vea muy bien!

Morrita by TQMsancha July 27, 2009

Bryan Merritt

The act of having unprotected sex, usually resulting in pregnancy.

Me and my girlfriend totally pulled a Bryan Merritt last night. She is buying a pregnancy test now.

Bryan Merritt by Acheron Raene August 1, 2011