A school full of rich faggots that suck dick at everything including ice hockey and lacrosse. Students who go here have everything handed to them and, somehow, manage to fuck it all up. The girls here are ugly sluts, who in typical private school fashion, don't put out (with exceptions). The admissions office also accepts retarded children with learning disabilities.
Students who earn diplomas from this wreaking asshole of a day school are known to attend prestigious universities such as the County College of Morris and/or enter the work force, eventually working at McDonald's or for their rich fathers.
Also see fuck ups
The Mo-Beard ice hockey team had their own ice rink and ex NHL locker-room, except they all snorted crack in it and got in big shit.
"Did you see that fucking retarded kid on the Mo-Beard lax team?"
"Yeh I think he's the waterboy."
"Yeh, I think they like to beat him up."
by Johnathan OIiver O'Callahan-McMichaelson III, ESQ. Feb 18, 2005 add a video
Prep school in Morristown, NJ. One of the better independent schools around, this institution drips with tradition and history. From the street, Mo-Beard looks like a country club and on the inside, the new Beard Hall looks amazing. Despite the high price tag (about $22,000) a year, MBS has its share of wealth, evident among the students--fashion and cars. The student body is uber-prep--sporting the latest Brooks Brothers, JCrew or Vera Bradley trends.
With diplomas in hand, Mo-Beard sends its graduates to preppy colleges, including Bates, Union, Dickinson, Villanova and Hamilton, as well as a few Ivies.
Morristown-Beard is the preppiest of places in affluent Morris County.
Who ever wrote the second definition of Morristown Beard is obviously a loser with no life who is jealous of everyone who goes to Mo-Beard. This could be either because crimson hockey beat their cock sucking hockey team or he is some fucking retard who Mo-Beard rejected for their stupidity. He is white trash who is jealous of all the fortunate people at Mo-Beard with no education and is stuck working for some rich guy at McDonalds and gets in his old shitty rusty broken down car and goes home to a shack where he repeatedly snorts coke until his nose bleeds. He makes fun of the girls attending Mo-Beard because he has never had a girl in view of the fact that he's gay but is just to dumb to realize is right now.
Boy #1: "Hey who wrote the second definition of the Mobeard school?"
Boy #2: "I don't know. Probably some fag with no life who has nothing better to do with his time but look at gay porn and suck his own dick."
Rich preppy kids whos parents pay $25,000 a year to buy their way into a good college. The boys sport lacoste polos with popped collars (collars down are for poor people) khakies, oaklys, north face, reefs and drive around in Mercedes and Range Rovers. The girls have so much Tiffanys hanging all over them they could open a store. She too will be wearing the shortest skirt she can find, lacoste with a popped collar also, birks or reefs, and talk with the worst Jersey accent ever driving in the Lexus SUV that Daddy bought her. Mobeard kids enjoy hanging in the ghetto and blasting rap music that they have no idea what it means. However, they also hold up their lighters and get stoned to Phish. Ditching class to catch sun on the quad results in a Saturday detention that everyone goes hung over to. For some reason they are all obsessed with Cluck U. Weekends are spent partying at someones house and crashing there for the night. Teachers, beware, dont give students attitudes or there surely will be a phone call from the parents waiting for you the next day.
Morristown Beard kids... the true definition of rich, preppy, suburbanites.
Morristown-Beard is a pretty good school in NJ. Although it isnt the best (you cant find a school that is), it's still pretty diverse, and really fun. Also, It's cool to be a nerd there. Im in all honors classes and a computer geek, and i still am among the more popular kids at the school. Morristown-Beard is also good at collage placememnts.
Guy: Hey man, you look like a nerd, you must be real cool
Other Guy: yeah, i go to Morristown-Beard