Moronotard 

Taken from the word Moron with an extra 'o' at the end, followed and conjoined by the suffix of '-tard' from the word Retard.

The act of being a Moron AND a Retard. Created by P-Ro and Chewie in Sierra Vista, Az

Chewie to his wife: "The word was 'HOTEL' you dumb broad!"

P-Ro to Chewie: Bro, you're such a Moronotard

Moronotard by ChewManFoo January 5, 2011

Moronatard 

a moron and a retard all mixed together in one happy word.

turner is a moronatard for doing that moronic, retarded thing

Moronatard by yankees890 July 7, 2010

Moontard

The name given to a person who genuinely and fervently believes that the USA never landed on the moon, despite the massive volume of evidence to the contrary. When questioned on their beliefs a moontard will respond differently depending on the severity of their delusion, some merely claiming that the landings were faked in hollywood studios so that the USA could "win" the space race early, others claiming that early missions to the moon found an alien civilization there and as a result of threats to the earth by this race the moon landings were faked to avoid interstellar war. All in all these people are idiots who use pseudo-scientific drivel to authenticate their claims, such as the proposed lethality of the Van Allen belt.

Moontard - "The moon landings were faked!"
Person - "But what about the fact that modern telescopes are capable of making out the landing site, the fact that there is a mirror positioned on the moon's surface exactly where NASA said they positioned it and the vast photographic and video evidence which you seem to believe is CGI, despite them being broadcast in the 1960s."
Moontard - "But look at this video, the flag is waving!"
Person - "Well yes, that is a result of microgravity, and out of interest, why did the russians not notice the USA never got to the moon, since they had the technology to track the whole journey"
Moontard - "Nixon bribed the entire USSR to never talk!"

Moontard by JF Dangerfield November 28, 2009

moronotorist 

1. Literally, a motorist who is a moron.

2. A motorist who drives irresponsibly, at the risk of bodily harm or death to self, passengers, and other motorists. A moronotorist passes on blind curves, passes motorists who are signalling for left turns, drives too fast for visibility and road conditions, ignores warning signs, and neglects ordinary precautions.

Moronotorists on Hwy 395 frequently try to pass you when you're turning left. A lot of them don't wear their seat belts, so they get ejected. Then they get run over by other moronotorists who are driving too fast to see them in time to stop.

Moronotorists would run over the ambulance crew too, so CHP has to stop all traffic going both directions, and the ambulance crew needs squeegees and dust pans to pick up the pieces.

moronotorist by Downstrike December 28, 2005

Morontard 

When you are such a moron you would be considered a moron by retards. All the other retards in your retard group home would laugh at you because you chew on your shirt.

Professor Tony Yeung yelled at me for not knowing how to do my assignment. He thinks I am a complete morontard.

Morontard by Fears_Tony_Yeung December 5, 2010

monotard 

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.

Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".

monotard by Murray G April 14, 2008

morontard 

An extremely moronic person. A mixture of a moron and a retard.

Man last night Cory was being a morontard

morontard by bryanbizz November 10, 2007