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Mordor button 

The button or switch that you use to call nurses and doctors, usually located behind your hospital bed. Because it takes "one ring to bring them all".
Looks like I'm gonna have to use the Mordor button now---damn glucose IV line keeps on coming out of my arm!
Mordor button by pentozali October 2, 2007
Related Words
The Deepest Depression Ever; a mental or emotional breakdown.
I've been to Mordor Over 30 Times!!!! & Came back to tell the tale!!!! I am a Survivor!!!!
Mordor by Starchylde December 24, 2014

moronoscopy 

A medical procedure of bashing something blunt up someone's arse to assess the level of their moronism.
Mate, you sound like a bloody stupid cunt. You definitely need to have a Moronoscopy done!
moronoscopy by Fuckingstupidsite November 14, 2013

Mortdogged 

To get blessed or screwed in Riot's videogame Teamfight Tactics. The verb is derived from the name of Riot employee and TFT design director called Mortdog.
Very prominent element of the video game is randomness. However, players like to pretend that Mortdog is responsible for everything that happened.
This catchphrase is getting out of hand and players and streamers are using it outside TFT to describe anything (un)lucky that happens in their lives.
Ex 1:
Streamer 1: *has three 4-costs*
Streamer 1: *gets Recombobulator augment on 3-2*
Streamer 1: "holy shit I got mortdogged"
Soju: I went 8th again...
Mortdogged by vildae June 27, 2022

Moronovich

A man or woman of intellectual or upper-class mien who is, contrary to appearance, in fact a complete idiot. The "ovich" is used to humorously connote the upper-class sense by suggesting that their multi-syllable name is foreign or from old money.
In an attempt to impress his client, the moronovich ordered the most expensive wine on the menu, unaware that the bottle was notoriously overpriced.
Moronovich by dontwanna June 10, 2013

Mordocco 

The act of having intercorse with a lion while eating 3 girls out.
"Oh man i heard Caleb pulled a Mordocco the other day?"
Mordocco by Abella Anderson August 25, 2013