by jager666999 May 8, 2016
Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness
Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.
Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.
by keinenechtennamen September 22, 2017
by very hot man January 10, 2020
When you wake up relaxed on a weekend morning relaxed with no plans except your morning wood. Do you go through the effort to get up, dressed, and find someone to help you take care of it or just jerk off alone?
This guy is really hot and I bet the sex would be great, but is it worth the hassle to get up and go over? Curse the morning wood struggle, I'll just jerk off alone.
by RCtrlZ September 20, 2020
by Lifterofyee April 27, 2016
by guyfawkes74 January 4, 2010
Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.
(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!
(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!
Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.
(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!
Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.
by MaxNrg November 29, 2010