by Bacon62812 November 27, 2017
This phenomenon occurs when you awake and realize you have a hard on.
The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.
The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 4, 2004
a boner that occurs when you wake up in the morning, normally after a good jack off the night before.
by Hung And Proud September 14, 2006
Most males usually have a morning wood. People like Wesley Chou and other perverts out there always enjoy the burning sensation of a morning wood.
by Anonymous June 29, 2003
Morning Wood is when a guy gets a boner in the morning. ;) it happens because guys are horny phucks.
by phuckphuck September 22, 2010
by R G October 13, 2003
The primary reason for showering toilet seats and bathroom floors just after waking up from a nightmare about exploding in a sewage treatment plant and never being able to have sex again. Three times in twenty years of marriage wasn't enough.
Marsha; I'm so sick of cleaning the bathroom after you, damn it!
John; It's not my fault I keep telling you, it's the morning wood!
Marsha; Right, dead eye! I'd give you a mop but you'll probably wipe the den. I wish you morning wouldn't!
John; It's not my fault I keep telling you, it's the morning wood!
Marsha; Right, dead eye! I'd give you a mop but you'll probably wipe the den. I wish you morning wouldn't!
by Martha Stewbird April 20, 2011