A CULT!!!
Those suited bastards who come to your door with promises of a new religion. The believe that a religion created in 1830 is more pure and truthful than the 2000 year old alternative. They are completely against hearing or even taking a pamphlet on your religion.
Those suited bastards who come to your door with promises of a new religion. The believe that a religion created in 1830 is more pure and truthful than the 2000 year old alternative. They are completely against hearing or even taking a pamphlet on your religion.
Mormon: "Hi! Would you be interested in some information on the Mormons?" *smile*
Me: "Sure, but only if you take some info on mine." *hands a pamphlet on Satanism*
Mormon: "I see." *runs away*
Me: "Sure, but only if you take some info on mine." *hands a pamphlet on Satanism*
Mormon: "I see." *runs away*
by kilgor May 19, 2005
Individual who believes that a narcissistic dude (me - Joseph Smith) found some golden plates passed straight from the heavens (hehe) which bore the words of god (hehe again). Mormons give lots of their earnings (>10%) to the "church" (cult organization), the men traditionally have many women (younger the better) for themselves (although the book of mormon has had to be re-written a few times to keep it just mildly less than ridiculous with each new generation – but there are still some die-hard fundamentalist mormons), and the boys have to abstain from the sexy during a (ideally) 2 year mission with a buddy in order to concentrate on pushing the cult's teachings (although this commonly leads to nothing more than 2 years of mental anguish, excessive masturbation and homosexual tendency) . After their mission the boys can then find their bride(s) online or from cousins and proceed to produce as many children as possible for further indoctrination and to eventually try to take over the world.
Wrap all of these beliefs in a fine package for any horny young man or heavily indoctrinated or disempowered young lady (neophyte nincompoops) and you are on your way to making a "mormon."
Wrap all of these beliefs in a fine package for any horny young man or heavily indoctrinated or disempowered young lady (neophyte nincompoops) and you are on your way to making a "mormon."
Too numerous to mention but check out any other sick cult that is either in existence or has came to pass: Jim Jones and "The People's Temple"(Jonestown), Scientology, Father Divine, David Koresh and the Branch Davidians, Charles Manson and "The Family," Marshall Herff Applewhite and Bonnie "Ti" Lu Trusdale Nettles' of Heaven's Gate, Jehovah's Witness... more coming to a town near you.
I am mormon, therefore I am moron.
Can't make normal out of mormon but you can make moron.
I am mormon, therefore I am moron.
Can't make normal out of mormon but you can make moron.
by Joseph Smith the cult leader September 19, 2006
A cult formed by a bunch of guys who said "Dude, wouldn't it be cool if we could pass around each others daughters and hump them? Of course to do this correctly we would need multiple wives and encourage lots of child bearing so at least a few hot girls would come out of it. Oh yeah and we have to brainwash these chicks from birth that god says you have to marry and have sex with Uncle Phil"
This cult was literally so repulsive and dangerous that it was driven out of every community they tried to settle in until they had to go to the closest unsettled place that would take them (Utah)
This cult was literally so repulsive and dangerous that it was driven out of every community they tried to settle in until they had to go to the closest unsettled place that would take them (Utah)
by snausages333 October 23, 2006
by Abongnamedbowser February 13, 2010
by Anthony's friend Frankie December 7, 2006
Non-Mormon: Mormons believe aliens will come to earth and enslave us all. They're a crazy cult
Mormon: No, we don't believe that. Why don't you do some actual research before you open your big, stupid mouth
Mormon: No, we don't believe that. Why don't you do some actual research before you open your big, stupid mouth
by The Tankster April 19, 2011
by gribbler June 30, 2005