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To shit while standing because you're too manly to sit like a girl.
I woke up this morning with twice as much chest hair because I drank so much jaeger last night. My day took a turn for the worse though when I tried to capitalize on my new found manliness and Morano. I fell backwards, split my head open on the bathroom door and got shit everywhere!
by ja mccaff August 30, 2010
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