Mooselflies 

A random occurrence (typically within the realms of Europe) when a being of immense ignorance and who is unable to stop whining is incarnated and proceeds to whine about the most trivial things until their demise. This person is referred to as a 'Mooselflies'. Mooselflies, being similar to humans, have the same lifespan as a human and are typically somewhat close in appearance. One thing to note is that Mooselflies often appear much more hideous than even the most repulsive humans.

Person: Wow, that wasn't a very smart thing to do, sir.
A Mooselflies: Shut up! You're such a bully...
Person: Okay...you are one giant Mooselflies tbh.

Mooselflies by CJ_Soviet June 12, 2009

Moosellision 

When one's vehicle collides with a moose.

As they were driving back from Hamilton, Michelle (who for the record was puking uncontrollably) and her dad had a moosellision. They miraculously survived to tell about it, however the same cannot be said about the 1500 lb moose.

Moosellision by benk9020 March 16, 2009