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The next level of camel toe. That is to say, that the camel toe is popping out so far, that it is no longer in the same league as ordinary camel toe.
"Dude, did you just see that chick's camel toe?"
"....That was like....Moose Hoof, or somethin..."
by GarrisonBowers June 18, 2005
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when a women over 30 stone loses her trousers inside her crevis
its the same as camel toe but much more extreme
Look at that 30 stoner sporting that dirty moose hoof
by mike1791 March 28, 2008
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same as camel toe but for a man that wears way too tight of pants.
(I would say worse than a camel toe dude)
HOLY SHIT, Did you see that fag in the spandex shorts? His moose hoof was hanging out the bottom!!
by yeeeer mom October 20, 2005
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a moosehoof is when a bitch is so fat and loose that her vagina is in the shape off a moosehoof. this moosehoof is so pronounced it can be seen through clothing. if sum1 has a moosehoof it is best to show all ur friends then say "moosehoof" while coughing to make them laugh
Did you see that fatass's moosehoof? it was soggy like two day old cereal
by henri fez January 15, 2004
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Moosehoof is the same thing as cameltoe, Moosehoof is a cameltoe that is too large to be a cameltoe and it has the appearance of a moose's hoof. There is usually sweat inbetween where the "toes" meet. Moosehoof is most commonly seen on fat chicks in sweat pants.
"Thats fat slut's cameltoe was poppin outta her panties, its more like moosehooof. damn that bitch was nast.
by SAmm January 12, 2004
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Same as Mooseknuckle or Cameltoe, frequently used in the great nrthwest!
Did you see the moosehoof on that broad?
by Anonymous June 09, 2003
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