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Mid-class american, IQ lower than 90, firearms lover, Ugly physique and annoying voice.
Her: Hey, remember that time when I was so drunk.

Moonken: Oh hell yeah I remember I was there doing nothing and you came and spoke to me I was like hi how u doin r u drunk wanna play videogames with guns, i have a 44. magnum at home my uncles wont let me touch it hey how is your cousin doing is he drunk too eheh ...

Me: I told you not to speak with Moonken.
by MoonkenFanClub March 27, 2012

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