"Is this Bolton or isn't it?!"
"Yes it is how can I help ya?"
"But I was just in here an hour ago and you said this wasn't 'Bolton'"
"No, no, no. That was a pun"
"What kind of a pun is that?"
"No, no. I-its one of those words that are spelled the same forwards and backwards."
"A palindrome?"
"Yes that's it!"
"But that's not a palindrome! The opposite of 'Bolton' is 'Notlob'!"
"Yes it is how can I help ya?"
"But I was just in here an hour ago and you said this wasn't 'Bolton'"
"No, no, no. That was a pun"
"What kind of a pun is that?"
"No, no. I-its one of those words that are spelled the same forwards and backwards."
"A palindrome?"
"Yes that's it!"
"But that's not a palindrome! The opposite of 'Bolton' is 'Notlob'!"
by Big-D November 22, 2004
"whats wrong with the parrot?
its dead thats whats wrong with it"
or "are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
its dead thats whats wrong with it"
or "are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
by evil weevil of doom May 3, 2003
A TV Show of actors who do the most random things on the shows. Also made 3 movies: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", "Life of Brian", and "The Meaning of Life". Very good stress booster.
You silly kinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnights!
by Meg August 28, 2003
A comedy troop made up of 4 Limeys, a Yank, and a Welsh tart. Enjoy making fun of Spam, Dead Parrots, poofs, and dressing in drag. God is in every single movie made.
by Jess October 20, 2003
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2007
A hilarious British Comedy Show which made outragious often controversial statements and suggestions. The actors were mainly: Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Eric Idle, John Cleese, Terry gilliam, and Graham Chapman.
Monty Python: Flying Circus: Volume 2
'As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Your etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, Mushrooms and garlic'
~
'Your Highness, you are also like a stream of bat's piss.'
'What?'
'I merely meant, your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.'
~
'Beans!!!'
'As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Your etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, Mushrooms and garlic'
~
'Your Highness, you are also like a stream of bat's piss.'
'What?'
'I merely meant, your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.'
~
'Beans!!!'
by Nintendo-Innuendo May 29, 2006
the best comedy ever to appear on the telly
monty python's flying circus was a show that ran in the 70's.
a British troupe consisting of
Graham Chapman,
John Cleese,
Terry Gilliam,
Eric Idle,
Terry Jones,
and Michael Palin
doing random skits about nothing in perticular. among the famous ones were the dead parrot, spanish inqusition, lumberjack, fish slapping, nudge nudge and spam sketches.
monty python's flying circus was a show that ran in the 70's.
a British troupe consisting of
Graham Chapman,
John Cleese,
Terry Gilliam,
Eric Idle,
Terry Jones,
and Michael Palin
doing random skits about nothing in perticular. among the famous ones were the dead parrot, spanish inqusition, lumberjack, fish slapping, nudge nudge and spam sketches.
im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day, i cut down trees, i skip and jump, i like to press wildflowers, i put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars
this parrot wouldn't go "boom" if i put five thousand volts through it
nobody expects the spanish inqusition!
your wife, is she, is she a goer? aye aye know wha' i mean aye nudge nude say no more!
SPAM!
monty python kicks arse
this parrot wouldn't go "boom" if i put five thousand volts through it
nobody expects the spanish inqusition!
your wife, is she, is she a goer? aye aye know wha' i mean aye nudge nude say no more!
SPAM!
monty python kicks arse
by simosezso January 20, 2007