the best comedy ever to appear on the telly

monty python's flying circus was a show that ran in the 70's.

a British troupe consisting of
Graham Chapman,
John Cleese,
Terry Gilliam,
Eric Idle,
Terry Jones,
and Michael Palin
doing random skits about nothing in perticular. among the famous ones were the dead parrot, spanish inqusition, lumberjack, fish slapping, nudge nudge and spam sketches.
im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day, i cut down trees, i skip and jump, i like to press wildflowers, i put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars

this parrot wouldn't go "boom" if i put five thousand volts through it

nobody expects the spanish inqusition!

your wife, is she, is she a goer? aye aye know wha' i mean aye nudge nude say no more!


monty python kicks arse
by simosezso January 20, 2007
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A very funny Brittish comedy team consisting of Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Eric Idle, John Cleese, Terry gilliam, and Graham Chapman.
Monty Python is the World's Finest Comedy Team.*

*(Highly Questionable)
by Keegster April 24, 2003
*A politically-incorrect, hilarious British comedy, which evolved into a franchise that even spawned movies like The Meaning of Life and, best of all, The Holy Grail.

*"frontal-nudity python"
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy; it's divine to own a dick...from the tiniest little tanger, to the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or john thomas...hurray for your one-eyed trouser-snake...your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock...but don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back. Uuh thank you very much."
-that singer from The Meaning of Life
by Dave April 20, 2004
"Is this Bolton or isn't it?!"
"Yes it is how can I help ya?"
"But I was just in here an hour ago and you said this wasn't 'Bolton'"
"No, no, no. That was a pun"
"What kind of a pun is that?"
"No, no. I-its one of those words that are spelled the same forwards and backwards."
"A palindrome?"
"Yes that's it!"
"But that's not a palindrome! The opposite of 'Bolton' is 'Notlob'!"
by Big-D November 21, 2004
A hilarious British Comedy Show which made outragious often controversial statements and suggestions. The actors were mainly: Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Eric Idle, John Cleese, Terry gilliam, and Graham Chapman.
Monty Python: Flying Circus: Volume 2

'As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Your etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, Mushrooms and garlic'


'Your Highness, you are also like a stream of bat's piss.'


'I merely meant, your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.'



by Nintendo-Innuendo May 29, 2006
The world's greatest comedy troupe- often referred to as 'The Beatles' of comedy. The geniuses responsible for creating such stupendous works as'The Life of Brian,' 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail,' and many episodes of their television show 'Monty Python's Flying Circus.'
The members of Monty Python, dead and alive, are all quite hilarious people. And they make fantastic women too!
by Katy December 25, 2003
something you can look foward to after you just failed your math final
"whats wrong with the parrot?
its dead thats whats wrong with it"
or "are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
by evil weevil of doom May 03, 2003
Some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. All you wankers who think otherwise can suck my proverbial cock.
I am watching "And Now for Something Completely Different" as I type this.
by eeting iballs July 17, 2003

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