unmistakable human beings believed to be delivered to this planet to serve as a model for human evolution.
montrose is already there.
by nick December 11, 2003
The Montrose, Akron, Ohio variation of what happens when a Taco Bell or similar low grade chain restaurant appears on empty farmland, immediately followed by dozens of additional chain restaurants and poorly planned strip malls. The result is a traffic clusterfuck on top of a social black hole, on top of an environmental disaster, known in any other place as suburban sprawl.
In every city I visit, there is at least one stretch of highway full of big box stores and crappy chain restaurants--a sure sign that the Montrose Effect has taken place.
by Rubber J July 26, 2010
Taint of the world. Completely useless town filled with old people rambling about their 50 year old hunting stories. So small, that if you happen to blink while driving by you will probably miss it. It is said to be the cleanest town in America, for the simple fact that people won't throw their shit on the ground because they dont want their garbage to get dirty.
by Johnnnnnny19 March 4, 2009
A quiet little town with cute little shops and a low crime rate. People complain about what Montrose has to offer, but never mention the fact it is conveniently located 20 minutes from Binghamton, New York and 30 minutes from Scranton, Pennsylvania. Montrose is a great place to raise a family. It is a secure, safe town with friendly people and barely any traffic. Montrose has low pollution rates, trails to bike or hike, lakes, a great outdoors scene in general, and many little festivals like the Blueberry Festival and the Chocolate and Wine festival. The only downfall of Montrose are the young haters who think they belong in Cali ( more like Jersey). If they don't like Montrose, then leave. Surprise surprise, they can't, because they wasted their highschool education getting drunk, getting high, getting abortions, and writing bunk rhymes. Or, they are just plan lazy.
Montrose, PA is the perfect place to raise a family. It is nestled inbetween two cities, and people who work hard either towards a satisfying career or towards an education can find jobs in areas with a low cost of living. Montrose has a lot to offer if you have a little imagination and a little bit of energy.
Overall, Montrose is a nice town with nice people, but everywhere you go you will run into the occasionally "my life sucks because of Montrose, not because I'm a loser."
(i.e the previous definition about Montrose was written by one of these haters who probably can't remember the last time they read a book)
Overall, Montrose is a nice town with nice people, but everywhere you go you will run into the occasionally "my life sucks because of Montrose, not because I'm a loser."
(i.e the previous definition about Montrose was written by one of these haters who probably can't remember the last time they read a book)
by TheTruthMatters January 9, 2011
Basically Montrose is just some tiny town like 20 minutes South of actual Hell on Earth (aka Binghamton NY). The town is full of old bastards with beer bellies and 16 year old stoners who will literally go nowhere in life. The Montrose School District is also so freaking large in radius, it can take over an hour to get to a friend's house in the district. To make the school district even worse, tey usually win about two football games a season. Going to Montrose is one hell of a gamble, mostly because you'll either feel the urge to buy a pair of hunting boots you'll NEVER use, or you'll be baked like a f*cking cake and youll end up moving to Montrose, therefore ruining your life. Don't worry though, Montrose is so small you'd miss it if you weren't paying attention. Basically, just stay the f*ck away from Montrose!
God, I have to go see my family that lives in Montrose, PA
Well, since you'll be there, can you find me some good drugs?
Well, since you'll be there, can you find me some good drugs?
by fudpucker9.5 January 4, 2017
Hey, that characters name is Montrose! Another Gay Montrose you think the writer is giving a nod to the montrose in Houston.
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by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010