no pants month

April 2020: COVID-19 Shelter In Place. Nuff said.

Ted: Yo, how is your work from home policy working for you?

Chris: No Pants Month. Digging it. Avoiding the boomer remover and the wife is staying COVIDgilent. Molly and I may actually work on some corona boomers. Wish me luck.

by the comand'r March 22, 2020

corporate month

An annual month-long fundraising campaign taking place in June wherein the wealthiest corporations protect themselves with rainbow camouflage.

Financial Advisor: Sir, we're down in funds this quarter. What are we going to do?
CEO: We'll be fine. Corporate month is right around the corner.

by bin laden's anus April 17, 2023

White Month

Any month selected by an individual or group during which no alcohol is injested by said individual or group. This can be done for a number of reasons including detoxing your system, being able to remember where you live, or even trying to solve your own raging alcoholism. But most white months end up being just a few days.

After that three day bender, I really should take a white month... right after this drink.

by Mark likes booze February 18, 2008

Boner of the Month

A way of expressing that a woman is exceptionally attractive. Boner of the month is a deceiving name because more than one woman can receive the distingushed honor in any given month. Also, the honor is not limited by the number of months in a planet's year.

Did you see Elaine? Boner of the Month!

by Jay Knockers April 6, 2008

zelda month

An event started by PeanutButterGamer (PBG) to talk about Zelda related content every November

I'm going to watch Zelda Month, so don't bother me!

by ZeldaFan1234 May 13, 2016

Spooky Month

Spooky Month is the worldwide nationally celebrated holiday on October 1st all the way to October 31st. Degenerates would call this 'Halloween', instead of it's regular name. Celebratory activities include trick or treating, watching spooky movies (I'd reccomend 'Really Spooky The Ooga Booga'. It's very scary), Buying candy from the candy store, summoning demons, getting a clown to tell you a spooky joke, going to spooky party on the top of a hill and meeting 'The Eyes of The Universe'. Turns out he's a pretty chill guy if you do the spooky vibe with him, also he likes candy, especially Mars, Kit Kats and Milky Way, but really doesn't like Three Musketeers.

Skid: Pump, it is the spooky month!
Pump: It is the spooky month?!

**Spooky Dance**

by HunterVanguard April 23, 2021

Ass month

You can slap anybody ass for the month of May

Guy:I slapped that bitch ass
Guy 2: THATS MY MOM
Guy: It’s national slap ass month

by National free head May 2, 2019