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Asia-Town USA. Also referred to as MPK, or Asian Retirement Town. City where "suck my" is pronounced "Chuck-Maw", "Iran" is pronounced "E-Lawn", and "626" is pronounced "Chick-too"Chick".

You know you have reached the city's boundaries as you drive down the 10 FWY and the freeway speed somehow comes down to 40-45 MPH, which is mostly due to beloved MPKians entering and exiting the freeway at an average of about 27 MPH.

City where 18wheelers pass passenger cars going at least 30 miles faster. Where Mercedes and Beemers are going about as fast as the China man riding his beachbike in the sidewalk.

City that's dead as funk when other cities are popping (Friday and Saturday nights) and is HAPPENING when other cities are dead as funk (Saturday and Sunday mornings). City where even B of A has Chinese translation next to its name, all restaurants are packed like slave ships at all hours of the day and week and business hours are noted as "We Open Seven Days". As if they're gonna close the funk down on the 8th day!

City where green means stop and red means go; turn signals don't mean shiet and you see beloved MPKians making left turns with right turn signals on and vise versa.

Lastly, MPK is the #1 exporter of Asian girls into white boy crowds of hollywood clubs and OC pubs, where they enter the city wearing banana pants and hello kitty shirts and exit a few years later to search for their whities wearing fake lashes and colored contacts.
I'm in Monterey Park repping chick-too-chick... chuck-maw-dik-foo!

Forget MPK. I'm heading to OC. can I borrow your lashes tonight?
#monterey park #china town #626 #asian retirement town #mpk
by RonModa November 18, 2010
Okay the most Asian city in the US (no pun intended). Full of Chinese people walking around with shopping carts. In Monterey Park you often see Asian people meandering this way and that way. It's impossible to not see at least one buisness without any Chinese lettering.
I feel like some Chinese food. Where should we go?
In Monterey Park, fo sho!
#china #chinese #abc #fob #shopping cart
by ala vanessa May 19, 2007
City of NBZ where the asians dominate all other races. There are many gangs in the city but NBZ is the leading dominate gang. If you come across one then duck and hide. Monterey Park is the definition of the ultimate party city.
Monterey park is the shit.
#awesome #crazy #gangster #the shit #unstoppable
by Bob Lee June 21, 2006
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