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monstrostitute 

Jimmy really had to take one for the team at Friday night's fraternity social and hook up with Tri Delta's resident monstrostitute so his senior frat brother could score a hotter skank.
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monstrostitute 

An Uber sized unshapely Hooker Wannabe that could not sell or even give her vagina away for sexual profit or charity,
i.e That hooker has a nice big rack but her spare tire is busting out the seams , as well as her ass crack is contentiously in plane sight.
That hooker has a nice big rack but her spare tire is busting out the seams , That Monstrostitute ass crack is so massive and is contentiously dripping out the back of her shorts
monstrostitute by Jaynonamus June 11, 2018

monstrostitties 

A horribly botched boob job. Implants that look like Tupperware bowls that are too big,too round,too hard,spaced too far apart and uneven.
I'd hire a lawyer over those monstrostitties. I'm pretty sure your implants aren't supposed to be up under your armpits
monstrostitties by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

Monstrostitty 

A shocking, cringe-worthy breast. Some really heinous hooters. Indicators include the presence of nipple hair, the boobs slope severely outward like the biblical parting of the Red Sea, one looks like a deflated party balloon, etc. The term is especially pertinent when the breasts are a horrid departure from the seemingly pretty girl harboring them.
I began undoing her top when all of a sudden out popped one monstrostitty and then another. One looked like the shrunken head of Dick Vitale and the other a plastic bag filled with ricotta cheese.
Monstrostitty by deldelacroix September 25, 2007
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026