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Monstrostitute 

A sorostitute of inordinate size; usually a multiple
legacy or affiliate from a less fratologically inclined institution
Did you hear about Paravati? He got way too drunktaneous during the mixer and ended up taking home a monstrostitute at 3 AM. When he woke up all his snack foods were gone.
Monstrostitute by The Atlanta PA January 24, 2008
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monstrostitute 

Jimmy really had to take one for the team at Friday night's fraternity social and hook up with Tri Delta's resident monstrostitute so his senior frat brother could score a hotter skank.
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monstrostitute 

An Uber sized unshapely Hooker Wannabe that could not sell or even give her vagina away for sexual profit or charity,
i.e That hooker has a nice big rack but her spare tire is busting out the seams , as well as her ass crack is contentiously in plane sight.
That hooker has a nice big rack but her spare tire is busting out the seams , That Monstrostitute ass crack is so massive and is contentiously dripping out the back of her shorts
monstrostitute by Jaynonamus June 11, 2018

monstrostitties 

A horribly botched boob job. Implants that look like Tupperware bowls that are too big,too round,too hard,spaced too far apart and uneven.
I'd hire a lawyer over those monstrostitties. I'm pretty sure your implants aren't supposed to be up under your armpits
monstrostitties by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

Monstrostitty 

A shocking, cringe-worthy breast. Some really heinous hooters. Indicators include the presence of nipple hair, the boobs slope severely outward like the biblical parting of the Red Sea, one looks like a deflated party balloon, etc. The term is especially pertinent when the breasts are a horrid departure from the seemingly pretty girl harboring them.
I began undoing her top when all of a sudden out popped one monstrostitty and then another. One looked like the shrunken head of Dick Vitale and the other a plastic bag filled with ricotta cheese.
Monstrostitty by deldelacroix September 25, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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