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A delicious energy drink that makes you feel good but harms you body :0
by Araceliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 14, 2009
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-"Did you hear Joey is a fucking dank monster?" -"Yeah nibbles that shit like chewing tobacco, teacher told him 'spit out the gum' n he ran out the door and hasn't been back to the class in a month." -"Shit.."
by Smackster September 30, 2003
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An energy drink that looks like piss and tastes like shit. The only reason people drink it is to improve their image.

It's also funny how the people who drink Monster(an energy drink mind you)spend most of their time on sitting on their ass.
I drink Monster therefore I must be really cool. (Drinks the soda) Now I have enough energy to do absolutely nothing for the rest of the day.
by Coolman McCool October 27, 2008
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1) Commercial energy drink, much like red bull or rockstar, but with somewhat of a smoother taste

2) A very scary, albeit imaginary creature

3) Someone who truly should not be called human, such as Mengele, Charles Manson, etc.
1. Dudee, I'm really craving a monster right about now...

2. HOLY SHIT ITS A FUCKIN MONSTER!

3. Does someone like a Nazi doctor need an example?
by B10NDO April 16, 2009
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An energy drink of superb taste.
The best energy drink ever;
A drink worthy enough to be addicted to. It's like God made this energy drink himself.
John: Holy shit dude, I'm addicted to Monster.
Shianne: JOHHHHHNNN!!! I can have a Monster for $1?
Wolfgang: Dude John, you and Shianne are addicted.
John: It's like God made this beverage himself!
by K-o-Leeeeeeeeeee March 03, 2009
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the reference of taking a big wad of crap
chad:oh shit!!
george:wats wrong!!
chad:im about to drop the load
george:GO!!!
chad walks into the bathroom............
SPLASH!!!!
chad:dude that monster just came right out my ass!
by TAT1azn November 01, 2008
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noun; from the latin monstorious; my little black cat Beans
"Damn it Beans, stop biting me! You're a monster!"
by carrie July 26, 2004
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