a really, large, oversized penis. also can be made with txt or fps chat using aLOT of ='s
hey dude, whipp out that monsta cock

sure baby
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HaXoR : DUDE!!! CHECK OUTS MAH MONSTA COCK!!!
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Ctommn : dude, ur a gay hacker with no life, no friends, and no soul, go uninstall your pathetic life and GTFO this game room, failnoob!.
HaXoR : :\ FFUUU!!!! WWWAAHHHH!!!!!!11111

HaXoR has left the game room.
by suprdude8=+D November 10, 2008
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A totally gorgeous hunky bloke who consumes 4 ltrs of high quality "wine", stix the empty cask box on his head and pulls all the chicks with his great looks and charm, then blows uop his empty cask and is set 4 a great niote!111!!
Candy: "Gee alex u look hot in that goon box can i share ur goon pillow 2nite?"

Alex: "Sure Candy, as long as u invite Mandy 2!!!!"
by GOON MONSTA January 30, 2004
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A Holla Monsta is a girl that talks a lot and is always willing to "holla". Can talk about almost anything for hours and still keep the conversation interesting.
That girl is such a Holla Monsta, and I love her for it!
by Magan-Jaymes August 10, 2008
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A Baby Momma gone horribly awry. A woman you trusted to be nurturing and trustworthy, who proves you seriously wrong. Vengeful bitch. Bitter ho. Smut. Not your everyday woman who has a child out of wedlock.
Have you seen the way his BM was acting last night. Thats no baby momma i call that Baby Monsta
by cinspyder March 31, 2011
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the delicious monster burger formerly from Hardees but they decided to get gay and change there menus...
by joe joe May 17, 2003
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an enormous phallus

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an enormous male chicken
"hey pidow, i loved riding your monsta cawk yesterday"
by robowhore August 23, 2011
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the power bequeathed upon a women's pussy, referring to the pussy as it's own entity...
You need to beware the funky breath monsta.
by Dr. sSinister December 3, 2009
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