Monpression

After a weekend of mind altering activities, the realisation that you are not clever, attractive or funny. You revert to the rather useless creature you were on Friday. The Monpression kicks in and you sink into despair and depression.

I need either my life or Monday to end really very soon, this Monpression is deep

Monpression by squapstars+ October 17, 2011

mopsession

1.The act of challenging an adversary to mop combat, and threatening to mop the floor with them, thus humiliating them in battle.

ex.
Person #1: "I challenge you to a mopsession, you ready?"
Person #2: "Your mop ain't worth my time!"

mopsession by OBeast_ July 5, 2010

Conpression 

The act of being conductor and oppressing people by banning/kicking them.

StixnStonezz: CONDUCTOR KEEPS FUCKING CONPRESSING ME
Iann787: STOP BANNING ME THIS IS CONPRESSION

Conpression by is_memegod March 6, 2017

Manspression

Man love; the love of another man with out homosexual attachment

Have you ever seen such Manspression between two men before

Manspression by mjhockey03 August 11, 2009