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A monojit is someone who makes their and their friends' dreams come true. They're typically loud and rambunctious, but have fantastic facial hair.

The only downfall of these people is that they have mono.
Girl 1: Man, that guy is SUCH a monojit.

Girl 2: Yeah, I saw him making out with that next girl.

Girl 1: I wish -I- got that chance.
by AlmanacZ November 13, 2012
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