Monojit 

A monojit is someone who makes their and their friends' dreams come true. They're typically loud and rambunctious, but have fantastic facial hair.

The only downfall of these people is that they have mono.

Girl 1: Man, that guy is SUCH a monojit.

Girl 2: Yeah, I saw him making out with that next girl.

Girl 1: I wish -I- got that chance.

Monojit by AlmanacZ November 13, 2012

Monojit 

ULTIMATE TOXIC CHAD GOD GAMER

Monojit just stole my girl again, why does this keep happening.

Monojit by bron ypowa November 22, 2021

Monojit 

A monojit is someone who makes their and their friends' dreams come true. They're typically loud and rambunctious, but have fantastic hair and facial hair.

They are good business minded people.
Also great at attracting womens and having great sex life.

The only downfall of these people is that they have mono.
Girl 1: Man, that guy is SUCH a monojit.

Girl 2: Yeah, I saw him making out with that next girl.

Girl 1: I wish -I- got that chance.

This guy is Monojit. OMG!!

Monojit by Emma Amar November 23, 2021

The Apes and The Monolith 

An idiom used to describe the reverence given to someone or something that is venerated. The term originated from a scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey. In this scene, apes, the early ancestors of mankind, find and venerate a mysterious monolith that has appeared near their home.

Vasili: Did you see the way those Trump supporters unquestioningly cheered at everything he had to say?
Akseli: Its just another case of the apes and the monolith, Vasili.

The Apes and The Monolith by Emperor Caesar Augustus February 13, 2018

monolith3d.com 

A site dedicated to the pondering of life and photography, as well as useful reviews and articles.

Monolith3D.Com helped me get laid.

monolith3d.com by Shaftizer April 27, 2004

monokitteh 

(noun) When a cat straddles an object in the same manner that a human rides a horse, often projecting an image similar to a monorail on its track.

Monokittehs are often depicted in LOLcats photos.

Bonkers the cat loves to jump onto the back of our couch and lay as a monokitteh.

monokitteh by KR00PS May 27, 2009

monolithic jam 

1. Song that will reverberate through rocks and space when the human race has long ended, due to its high level of awesomeness.
2. Song that is its own little self-contained world, which sucks one in and takes one on a sensual journey.

It has been confirmed: "Carry On My Wayward Son" is a monolithic jam!

monolithic jam by BR Rocks December 9, 2008