Normal tea, made from a tea bag that isn't a specific blend (eg Earl Grey or green tea). Comes from the Cimpanzees that were used in TV adverts for PG Tips.
by NZ Gary January 13, 2010
John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.
by edphooey January 11, 2012
A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger
Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!
Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?
Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel
Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?
Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel
by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020