monkey magic

that extra special something that makes everything one says completely indecipherable.

It wasn't the bartlett, but monkey magic that tied his tongue up in knots.

or

Blame the monkey magic!

by CaMera O. November 3, 2004

Magic Monkey

The same as "Magic Nigger": a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.

You always get these Magic Monkeys on TV, don't you? What world are these people living in?

by prairiefire June 30, 2010

magic monkey juice

1) On British streets there is so many drugs, that even dealers don't know all pf them. MMJ is one of them, documented among others by the creators of a British parodial show Brass Eye.

2) A music track created by the British psychedelic electronic dance music duo Younger Brother. Features Simon Posford (Hallucinogen) and Benji Vaughan (Prometheus). Appeared on their first album, A Flock of Bleeps. Available on Twisted Records.

Let's pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland!

by Roy Dest August 20, 2009