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The mini-bus the the window lickers go in everyday. Usually has helpers inside the sit the retards down, they are known as Monkey Guiders.
Another day passes by, as another Monkey Bus rolls past, with dribble hanging out of window.

Hey!!!! If you don't shut your mouth, you'll be riding the Monkey Bus to work!!!
by psyco jello September 12, 2006

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