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monkey walk 

the way you walk when you go to take a shit and then realize that there is no toilet paper so you have to half squat and waddle to go get more toilet paper in order to keep shit from spreading all over your ass.
Eric: Dude theres no fuckin toilet paper in the bathroom
Karl: There was some TP in my room
Eric: Yeah I know, I did the monkey walk to grab it so I didnt get shit all over my ass
monkey walk by E-Janks March 14, 2010

Walking the monkey

I'll be right back, I'm going to go walk the monkey. I'm back, walking the monkey was easy