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The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding
If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.
by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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