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Monging it 

When someone Pompeii’s after to many billies
Sois stop monging it, or I’ll draw on your face again!

Mogging it 

When a miserable old git sits in their car while idling it for an extended period of time for no apparent reason.
Person 1: I didn't realise the mog next door was still living, what does he do with his time?
Person 2: He usually just sits in his car with a face like a slapped arse mogging it.
Mogging it by Rice_Pudding May 17, 2018

Monking it in 

When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.
Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.
Monking it in by bucktownsfinest February 3, 2010

mingingitis 

one who is so highly unattractive that their ability to repel members of the opposite sex is best described as the 'miningitis disorder'
that girl from the club last night looked like she had miningitis
mingingitis by quoccy boi March 8, 2004

Gaylord Mongington 

1. A man who wears a ring on the bus while trying to impress women who are sitting at least 3 rows behind him.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.
1.Ciaron: check out ma ring ladies

Jeremy:(sigh)

Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).

Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no.

Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no

John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.