monastery 

A very religious person

"I can't believe she goes to church every other day!"
"Yeah, she's definitely a monastery."

monastery by lovveelllyyxx3 July 7, 2009

Monastery 

tik tok editor who starts random drama for no reason , tried to call out clones of them but failed , is weird

Jack - Hey you heard of monastery?
Emma - Ew i heard they tried starting drama with someone

Monastery by uthoughtuate February 17, 2022

Monastery 

Only the coolest, dirtiest, bangin' club on Earth. Monastery, more commonly known as Mono, is where the filthiest of all nightclubbers spend their Thursday, Friday, Saturday and sometimes Sunday nights. In the dark corners of this dirty, dirty place you will find a certain, awesome breed of scum, who can commonly be found in fluro attire, singlets, hats, and covered in tattoos and immense amounts of sweat. The people in this place are often seen chewing on their own cheeks due to a high intake of illicit drugs. Mono locals are also known as the "Mono Rat". Also known for it's sick DJs and cranky sour faced bar attendants.

"OMG have you seen all the Mono Rats at the Monastery?"
"I know... the Monastery is so dirty."

Monastery by Mono Rat March 17, 2010

monastery style 

Bent over a table, the female is subdued to the less frequent way of oral sex, from behind. The act of oral is not limited to any constrictive area. Monastery Style has been known to progress and take on the form of the “Dolphin”, or the initial fractions of the Dirty Sanchez; especially when alcohol is involved.

Bent over a table with her panties pulled down around her ankles, she was in full monastery position, ready to to be taken monastery style.

monastery style by Adrian Walker January 27, 2008

mexican monastery

on left for dead 1 & 2 when u open a door to find a lot of sleeping, sitting, or wondering zobies

me and my best friend went zombie hunting and we walked into a mexican monastery

mexican monastery by punkrocker jet packer April 12, 2010

double monastery 

An Eiffel Tower with two bald men

Check out those two guys pulling a double monastery with that girl on the corner.

double monastery by usedsocks June 28, 2019

Mud Monster 

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

“Man that was such a mud monster moment”

Mud Monster by MudMonster October 3, 2021