Monampdextrous

The ability to clap one hand. Derived from the words mono, amplitude, and ambidextrous.

Attention whore: Look! I can write with both hands!

"Your Mom joke"-teller: You can jack two dicks with both hands.

Smartass (ignoring joke teller): But can you clap with one hand?

A-whore: How the fuck can you clap one hand?

Smartass: I guess you're not >Monampdextrous<. *begins clapping*

"Your Mom joke"-teller: lulz. It looks like a sock puppet!

by bulletbilly April 24, 2010