Famous facebook personality
also known for making self-portraits.
evanmonaco, evan monaco, Evan Monaco.
by Alex Roth January 28, 2009
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Function: verb
Etymology: Sim Racing
1. In online sim-racing; a rare condition whereby a driver with an imperfect connection to the server, losing all downstream traffic from the server but continuing to send upstream data TO the server, proceeds to mount and/or otherwise wreck one or more drivers whom he cannot see on his end. In such a scenario, said driver manages to absolutely obliterate any cars he comes into contact with, without having even a scratch on his own car. Opposite of E Monaco.
In the BCS race earlier today, this guy's connection flipped out under caution and he straight-up Reverse Monaco'd the entire lead pack.
by Bill Lang August 19, 2006
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The Maine's sick guitar player, that can learn basically any song you give him. Known as the band's personal ginger and describes himself as "red." Loves Sour Patch kids and makes peanut butter and Jelly Sandwiches with a spoon.
Did you see the red head on stage tonight?

Yeah that's the guitar player Jared Monaco!
by Shandeoconnor March 18, 2010
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Function: verb
Etymology: Sim Racing
1. In online sim-racing; a rare condition whereby a driver with an imperfect connection to the server, losing all upstream traffic to the server but continuing to receive race data FROM the server, proceeds to get wrecked into the wall with serious force by other driver(s) who cannot see his/her car. See also Reverse Monaco.
2. Said driver may, at his or her discretion, flame and or otherwise "go off" on other drivers for supposedly "wrecking him", while blatantly ignoring the facts at hand. Such a driver may be said to be "going all E Monaco on everyone on Teamspeak".
DUDE!!! In my Texas race earlier this guy straight E. Monaco'd himself something fierce, and then flipped out because he thought everybody wrecked him.
by Bill Lang August 19, 2006
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Function: verb
Etymology: Sim Racing
1. In online sim-racing; a rare condition whereby a driver with an imperfect connection to the server, losing all downstream traffic from the server but continuing to send upstream data TO the server, proceeds to mount and/or otherwise wreck one or more drivers whom he cannot see on his end. In such a scenario, said driver manages to absolutely obliterate any cars he comes into contact with, without having even a scratch on his own car. See also E Monaco.
In the BCS race earlier today, this guy's connection flipped out under caution and he straight-up Reverse Monaco'd the entire lead pack.
by Bill Lang August 17, 2006
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Function: verb
Etymology: Sim Racing
1. In online sim-racing; a rare condition whereby a driver with an imperfect connection to the server, losing all upstream traffic from the server but continuing to receive race data FROM the server, proceeds to get wrecked into the wall with serious force by other driver(s) who cannot see his/her car. See also Reverse Monaco.
2. Said driver may, at his or her discretion, flame and or otherwise "go off" on other drivers for supposedly "wrecking him", while blatantly ignoring the facts at hand. Such a driver may be said to be "going all E Monaco on everyone on Teamspeak".
DUDE!!! In my Texas race earlier this guy straight E Monaco'd himself something fierce, and then flipped out because he thought everybody wrecked him.
by Bill Lang August 17, 2006
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The MONACO MELTER is when you and a group of friends cum on a girl so much that she sticks to the floor/bed, then you and you're friends beat the shit out of her with a bunch of fly swatters and you dump here unconsious body in a dumpster and then you drive to the nearest Denny's and eat
Dad: so what did you guys do last night?

Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!

Dad: sounds like a party!

Son: yeah

Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10
by BigPeePeePooPoo February 11, 2020
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