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MOMTASTIK 

A SWEET UPGRADED version of a Mom..when MOM is more than just MOM shes MOMTASTIK
Mom isn't just Mom shes MOMTASTIK!
Mom made those from scratch shes MOMTASTIK!
MOMTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 15, 2019
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Mothafucka

An alternate way of saying mother fucker. Usually used to address a person, so it is a noun.

1. Literally just someone who fucks a mom
2. A generally unlikeable person

Slang
Get that mothafucka out my house before I slap him around like a ping pong ball!

Look at that little mothafucka texting and driving

mouthal herpes

Herpes of the mouth. Not to be confused by oral herpes, which is entirely different, obviously.
Its main source of distribution is the swapping of generally similar looking bottles.
Sue: Hey Sam, I may have misappropriated my bottle and it looks like yours.

Sam: Oh no, perhaps you now have mouthal herpes. That is not fun.
mouthal herpes by Yourski December 18, 2013

Spikey hair mothafucka 

A spikey Is referred to an individual typically in their teens who prefer that type of hair style. Although a spikey hair motherfucker is not just limited to the hairstyle itself but more importantly the attitude that comes with it. A spikey would typically hang around spots such as mini-marts and 7-11's smoking a few blunts while eating chips and drinking beer. They brag to other people about how they're big time hustlers just because they haven't paid back the five dollars that was borrowed from a friend. In most cases experiencing "spikey stages" is normal but should definitely come to a hault upon graduating high school. Unfortunately, most people never snap out of spikey stages and are referred to as spikey hair mothafuckas.
Spikey #1: "Yo bro lemme getta five for this blunt."

Spikey #2: "na yo chill out, last time I paid for your Chinese and that shit was $5.75. Its not about the money, I'm just saving up for my brand new Beemer that I'm about to cop."

Spikey #1: "damn yo that shit was like 2 days before my birthday and on your birthday I got you an $8 cheeseburger at that restaurant...yo bro just throw in a five this time and I'll forget about the difference."

Spikey #2: "fuck it yo, I really gotta burn. Here's the $5 and make sure you buy some good shit."

Later spikey #1 approaches his crew and says "yo I hustled the shit outta this kid today, yo that herb paid for my Chinese food and he threw me $5 to smoke. I'ma hustla, I be gettin money yo. Ain't nobody on ma level fuck all the haters!"

Person #3: you're a "spikey hair mothafucka" get off the spikey streets!

mothafucking snakes 

A rare breed of snakes, whose natural habitat is that of a plane. Shown extensivly in the movie snakes on a plane
"I'm tired of these mothafucking snakes on this mothafucking plane!" - Samuel L. Jackson
mothafucking snakes by me!?! October 15, 2006

IT'S FILTHY FRANK MOTHAFUCKA, IT'S FILTHY FRANK, BITCH! Let's get some pussy tonight 

End of a filthy frank nostalgia trip: IT'S FILTHY FRANK MOTHAFUCKA, IT'S FILTHY FRANK, BITCH! Let's get some pussy tonight *sigh*