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A man with skin sooooo dark that if you were to turn out the lights, he would disappear. Also, someone who joins your circle of friends at college and becomes the "mother."
"Your mom's not at school with you so I have to ask you how your day was!"
"But your my friend, not my Momstead!"
by WhatWhatInTheButttt April 20, 2010

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