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momnesia 

The amnesia that women begin to experience when they become moms.
Sometimes there's early onset already during pregnancy.
OMG, she left her infant in the car. She's got momnesia.
momnesia by Dr. No, Ph.d. May 11, 2009
Related Words
Being or having the characteristics of a momo.
Dammit MOMO! Stop the momoness
Momoness by Daniel Pierce Logan January 22, 2003

Momnesia 

A condition in which memory is disturbed or lost due to having children....
Dialing a phone number and suddenly forgetting who it was you were calling. "I'm sorry, I dialed your number but I have forgotten who it was I was calling due to a bad case of Momnesia"
Momnesia by Janabanana5 July 15, 2010

monessen 

1. A town in Pennsylvania where you can't go 3 seconds without having your shit stolen, drug dealers and sluts roam the streets 24/7, and is just the worst place to live/visit.

2. Only go here if you want something bad to happen
Guy 1: Hey I got a new job in Monessen
Guy 2: Don't go! You have so much to live for!
monessen by skrubdestroyer420 November 8, 2015
Being a homosexual mormon, creating MOMO
Momoness by A2K February 18, 2003
See also. "Suicidaltaco"
"Suicidaltaco" - Leader of all momoes
Momoness by Ocatladicius February 4, 2003