Mom-V 

A new breed of smaller SUV's with less ruggedness and more feminine lines created to help relieve high gas prices and provide better gas mileage.

"Hey didn't Tommy get a nissan murano for his 16th birthday?"

"Yea he did."

"Man, that sucks for him, i mean it's a nice car but it's such a Mom-V!"

Mom-V by Melanie Hunter November 26, 2006

Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) 

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.

Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those

Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007

ur mom virgin 

ur mom virgin means ur mom virgin and u adopted u nerd, usually an insult

Friend: Hey

Other Friend: Ur mom virgin

ur mom virgin by Laser Money August 20, 2017

Mom Voice 

Adverb- (1) When a female projects her voice in a manner that will make anyone jump out of their seat.

I don't know what happened, she used her mom voice and suddenly I'm taking out the trash.

Mom Voice by jdllu December 24, 2018

Soccer Mom Van 

The stereotypical vehicle of a soccer mom, the soccer mom van can usually be identified as a 90's Chrystler van with about ten bumper stickers for various soccer leagues.

The criminals evaded the very sight of the soccer mom van, as they were intimidated by the sheer power emitted from it.

Soccer Mom Van by KeshcaShckay March 27, 2015

Mom Vic

Mom Vics are the greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom Vics are always extremly selfless and they always put family first. All Mom Vics are very outdoorsy and they all have a very special connection with animals. All Mom Vics have a good heart and a smile on their face!!!! Anybody would be lucky to have a mom like Mom Vic!!!! I ♡ YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GUY #1: WOW that lady looks really HOT in those jean shorts!!!!!
GUY #2: Oh yeah she's definitly a Mom Vic.

Mom Vic by I'magoodfriend June 15, 2014

ur mom virgin 

what god told jesus when he born

God: Jesus?
Jesus: Yeah?
God: well, ur mom virgin
Jesus: god fucking damn it *dies*

ur mom virgin by StormTheDarkLord May 6, 2018