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MOLF
"Mother Others (would) Like (to) Fuck"
A mom who you know that all your horny friends would totally do, but since you know her personality flaws you are not interested.
A mom who you know that all your horny friends would totally do, but since you know her personality flaws you are not interested.
- That gal in the office is so freaking annoying, she is a talkaholic and whatever she has to say does not make any sense... Plus she talks a lot about her kids, she is too young anyway to have kids.
- But she's kinda good looking... I'd say she's a MILF.
- Maybe for you bro. For me it's a no-go - which makes her a MOLF.
- But she's kinda good looking... I'd say she's a MILF.
- Maybe for you bro. For me it's a no-go - which makes her a MOLF.
MOLF by Szlengmester March 7, 2014
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